1. We are always late; we would have missed all the
flights.
2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to
ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget
why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to
put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone
a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the
windshield.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in
the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
flights.
2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to
ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget
why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to
put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone
a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the
windshield.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in
the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
11 comments:
looooooooooooool, 7elwa :)
hahahahaha--it's sooooo true!
Hahahaha, nice one :D Thanks for sharing!
Hi Sphinx---cant u just picture it?!
Of course I can.. If I were able, I'd make a film about it :) Won't take that much effort to create the storline ;)
Hey Sphinx!!! I am thinking it would be a wonderful comedy! Perhaps Adel Imam as their bumbling "mentor"--he did such a good job in Al Erhabi--and you MUST get Ahmed Al Saqqa in there somewhere. And how about Ahmed Helmy and Mohamed Hennady??? And some music by Mohamed Fouad. What do you think??? Perhaps we should work on financing???
Mona Zaki can play a stewardess on Egypt Air--hahaha--the possibilities are endless! Yes, they really think to blow up their own country's airline. Yahya Fakarani as an aged passenger can point out the fault in their logic..."Ya ibny, you will be killing your OWN people!" HAHAHA
To make use of a stereotypical Egyptian entertainment trait, we'd have to get Hassan Hosny. After all, this man has played in about 97% of all Egyptian movies and soap operas so far.
You must have seen him for sure, he's the guy on the left of this pic.
Now who said Muslims don't have a sense of humour :)
OMG---I LOVVVE that guy-he is so great! For sure there's a role for him in our film---God I wish I had the cash!!!! We'd make millions for sure! ;-)))
I am laughing my head off on tis post !!! So far I can relate to almost all of your post on your move . I too went through this 3 times and you are correct , it NEVER gets easier !!!
Good luck on all your endeavors !! Are you moving your mother with you to Egypt ?Sorta confused about that . Love the new blog too !
Hey OTE--so nice u stopped by! Yes, this is my 3rd "permanent" move as well...3 time's the charm as they say. This one has to work cuz one more would kill me---hahahah! Yes, Mom is going with me insha Allah. She's bustin' a gut--can't wait to get out of here--she's more excited than I am!
you happen to know a lot more than i do about Egyptians...still think you varnished the truth and skip the part when we tend to go to WC as a family and when a child start crying, next thing you found the parent shouting at him/her and the at each other in front of other passengers. That what a typical Egyptian passenger is.
That's what I call being faithful to the truth.
sorry for my lousy English
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